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Sep 21

Proud is an understatement🥹🥹 CJ got voted president of the Black Student Union at his high school last week! His goal for the year is to make sure that black children in his school feel well represented and heard. He’s already planning events and field trips for BSU and I am just so friggin proud of my kid I am bursting at the seams! CJ, I know you’re reading this cause I know you be creepin on my page even though you don’t like to admit I’m entertaining and hilarious lol. I love you baby cakes, I’m so proud of you and I can’t wait to see how bright your future shines. You are so damn incredible❤️ PS. Stop playing with me and come downstairs to wash these dishes. Just cause your president doesn’t mean you don’t have chores😒… Tuh.
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#proudmommy #proudmama #bsu #blackstudentunion #blackboyjoy #youngblackleaders

Sep 20

👻Pottery Barn Dupe👻
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I held off on Halloween content as long as I could but I can no longer contain myself! Spooky season lovers UNITE! Our time is now *insert witch cackle* I’m about to Halloween craft tf outta y’all and I don’t care how many of you summer lovers try to jump me in the comments! You’ve had your summer fun! It’s Fall Y’all! 👻🍂🍁🎃💀
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#halloween #halloweencrafts #halloweendupe #halloweendecor #potterybarnhalloween #potterybarndupe #halloweendiy #halloweencrafts #spookyseason

Sep 18

This is was happens when you were in performing arts school your entire childhood 😂🎭
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For the first time ever, my family let me get ahold of the aux for more than one song (I have an eclectic taste in music😂). Growing up @d2dfocus taught us all the rap and R&B. So when it was my sisterly turn to teach @z.cash about music, musical theater was at the top of my list 😂😂😂 She made me proud last night. But I don’t think my family will let me play my music for again for a while 🥴
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#theaterlife #theaterkids #theaterkids #musicals #broadway

Sep 16

🎉✨Birthday recap✨🎉
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Last night was so much fun😎 I laughed harder than I have in a while, I ate good and danced the night away. I am surrounded by the absolute best people and I am so very grateful for them all🥹 Thanks for making my birthday so special ❤️ @d2dfocus @z.cash @majorinfrared @pambchan @smack_like_jack @m0nicakes @heyyyash @ashleybrittney @celestialnails

Sep 15

Ashton is always a vibe 😎 Happy Friday, y’all ☺️
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#oldsoul #oldies #oldiebutgoodie #momlife #coolkids

Sep 15

#TBT to these incredible fried green tomatoes! Now is the time you can find green tomatoes at many farmer’s markets and even some grocery stores so go get you some! They are so yummy, filling and perfect for this transition into fall😊
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#friedgreentomatoes #greentomatoes #recipeoftheday #recipes #recipeideas #friedfood #southernfood

Sep 13

✨36✨
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📸: @d2dfocus duh🙌🏽
Hair: @yourveryownsadetra
Makeup: Me😌
Dress: @skims
Shoes: @misslolaofficial

Sep 13

36 but I identify as 28🙃🎉🎂🥳🎊🎁
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Hair: @yourveryownsadetra
Makeup by yours truly
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#birthdaygirl #36

Sep 11

All he’s good for is snoring and eating 😕🐶
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#frenchie #frenchbulldog #frenchiesofinstagram #frenchies #frenchielove #dogmom #dogsofinstagram #dogmomlife #dogmomsofinstagram

Sep 9

Ashton is a happy stimmer😊
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Let’s have a moment of full mom transparency here. In the beginning of Ashton’s journey, I used to get embarrassed when we were out in public and he would stim. Mainly because of the looks and the stares he would get and my lack of understanding of what stimming truly was. So, I tried to get Ashton to stop stimming. I would hug him when he would get excited to try to manage the flapping or quickly hand him a toy to distract him when I saw his body tense up. For a while he was stimming so frequently that I just kept him in the house instead of taking him to the park because I hated the way other children stared at him. I then made it my mission to find something, anything to help my baby with his stimming. I dove into research on stimming and quickly discovered how wrong my approach was.
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Here is the best way I can describe it to you: Imagine if someone told you a hilarious joke and as soon as you went to laugh, they covered your mouth so you wouldn’t. Or if someone broke your heart and your eyes pooled with tears but the moment you wanted to cry, someone covered your eyes so the tears wouldn’t fall. That’s what it’s like when you try to suppress a persons stimming. Because stimming is how many people on the autism spectrum express their emotions. While neurotypical people can manage and filter their emotions a bit more, those on the autism spectrum may have a harder time. Stimming often helps them to calm down because it focuses their attention on the stim or produces a calming change in their bodies.
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Fast forward to now, I don’t interfere with Ashton’s stimming at all. I just let him rock. And I’ve noticed that slowly but surely, he’s learning how to manage his emotions a little better each day. He’s my happy little bear and I couldn’t be prouder😊
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#autism #autismawareness #autistic #stimming #stim #autismacceptance #autismlove

Sep 8

It’s always the big words that get me 🥴 Sorry, mom @jacquidavishair 🫣
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Would you believe that my first language was Spanish?!? That was until my parents moved us over to the east coast when I was like 4 and I became a PG County hunny😂 I can have a conversation in Spanish although mine is a little… choppy🙃 And the big words will throw me off but I just smile and say “si si” (yes yes) or “deveras?!” (really) with a super intrigued facial expression and I can fly under the radar🤷🏽‍♀️😂
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#latina #latinagirl #latinasbelike #mexican #mexicanmemes #mexicanproblems #bilangual

Sep 6

I had to use the voice changer cause I should like a damn frog right now 😩 I literally crave this soup when I’m sick and it helps so much! And yes I said Oodles and Noodles because that’s what we call it🤷🏽‍♀️ But now I want to know what y’all favorite flavor is because I truly think shrimp is the best 🙌🏽
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#soup #allergies #hayfever #pollen #sinusinfection #sinusrelief

Sep 4

I never get these TikTok challenges but I didn’t have to pay CJ to do this one and he’s so stinking adorable so a win is a win🤷🏽‍♀️😂 #proudmom #ilovemybaby #teenmom

Sep 3

I can’t believe my beautiful niecey pooh, Virgo baby, Keni is 1! Well… almost one. @pambchan wanted her to have a pool party so we’re celebrating a little early 😊 Anyway, wasn’t the party so damn cute?! It was hot as I don’t know what but cute nonetheless! We had a great time and the birthday girl party so hard she was knocked out by the end 😂🥰
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#hibarbie #barbie #barbiemovie #barbieparty #barbiethemovie #barbietheme #firstbirthday #poolparty

Sep 1

September 1st is officially the start of spooky season and I don’t care what all you mosquito lovin, sweat drippin, summer stans have got to say about it! And the leaves fell right on time!!! Happy MF Halloween, y’all! 🎃💀👻
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#halloween #halloweenlover #spookyseason #halloweenlife #holidaycountdown

Aug 31

#TBT to this little gem from the pandemic days 😂
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#momlife #momlifebelike #momproblems #mom #momoftoddlers

Aug 31

Creamy spinach, artichoke & shrimp pasta bake🤤 I took all of my fave elements from my spinach and artichoke dip, added my fave protein and mixed in some pasta to make it a meal. And my family tore that $hit up! This delectable recipe will be in Sear. Whip. Drizzle. Volume 2 coming out in the fall but in the mean time head over to my website (link in bio) and get your hands on a copy of Volume 1! It’s on sale now for $10 off (the bundle too!) when you use the code Back2School ✏️📚🚌 Stay tuned for the exact drop date for Volume 2!
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#weeknightrecipes #recipes #easyrecipes #dinnerideas #dinnerrecipes #pasta #pastalover #pastapasta #pastarecipe

Aug 29

I can’t believe I have an 11th grader. I can’t believe he’s turning 17 in two months and I can’t believe I only have one more first day of school with him🥺 I’m not prepared. College is only 2 years away, y’all🥺🥺🥺🥺 Where has the time gone 😭😭😭😭
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#momofteen #momofteenslife #boymom #11thgrade